Yesterday I bought Heather a Valentines day card. I knew she was not home late so I chose one from the shop yesterday. When I gave Heather the card she noticed hit had a picture of a elephant on the front.
"So you think I look like a cute elephant?"
I said "I don't think your cute", it came out before I could think about it.
"Any way how do you know its from me?". You know you have lost when you resort to this line.
I thought I had done really well going into town to buy a card and spending seconds choosing it.