Playing my last Carol (Unto us a child is born). I reckon that I have played about 400 carols this December.
Matthew, Grandad, Nana and a Whoopy Cushion
Dozing off while the Queens speech is on, and Heather reminding my that the settee I was sitting on reclined.
Beating somebody at Internet Checkers
Christmas lunch at my mum and dads, I had a roast potato shaped like a bottom (see below).